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Despite what most people expected and anticipated out of Christopher Nolan’s last installment in the Batman trilogy, TDKR is not a masterpiece. It’s nowhere near actually and as a film it’s very broken. The plot is filled with far too many holes, when you compare it to the trilogies’ previous two installments. But, Batman has never really been about the plot. What made Nolan’s interpretation of Batman so fantastic was the great secondary characters. And, in TDKR, Nolan doesn’t disappoint.
When we talk about secondary characters (everyone who isn’t Batman) we have to obviously talk about Bane. From Liam Neeson’s Irishness to Heath Ledger’s deathness (too soon?), Tom Hardy had a pretty hard two acts to follow. And, well, he didn’t really need to do anything. At all. The way his character is portrayed is as a beast of a man who wears a mask, which makes him sound like Talking Tom the Cat, and the strength of Chuck Norris’ beard on steroids. There isn’t much else to Bane, no ace-up the hole strategies or political messages he wants to spread and in turn, it made Tom Hardy’s job piss easy. Show up. Do push ups. Muffle a few meaningless words. Get paid.
On the other hand, we definitely had two bright stars emerge from the movie, both who hopefully will have their own spin-off franchises too. I’m of course talking about Joseph Gordon-Levitt (I call him JoeGo) and Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathway starred as the much anticipated Selina Kyle, and boy did she blow Michelle ‘had to google how to spell her last name’ Pffeifer and Halle ‘don’t even get me fucking started’ Berry’s interpretations out of the water. Simply put, she nailed every single part of Selina’s mannerisms shown in comic books and videogames. She did her research and I think I may ask her to marry me.
Now, we have to talk about my homie JoeGo. Not much was known about his character to begin with, and to be honest, I thought he was only going to have a cameo. But, I was so glad he got the attention and screen-time he deserved, because he ran with it and played the loveable hero who tries to fight for what’s right so well. And not in a homosexual Toby MacGuire way either.
As always Morgan ‘my voice is so sexy’ Freeman, Michael ‘I couldn’t be more English if I tried’ Caine and Gary ‘Don’t forget the R when typing Gary Oldman in Google’ Oldman all put in stellar performances and dropped quotes I’d like to hear over and over again as if they were Tiger Wood’s pants at a strip club.
One thing that was really off about this movie, however, was the editing and production. I’m not one to promote Michael Bay-ing films but daym, some of the stunts and fighting scenes were just plain terrible. I’ve never seen a more over-used vehicle in the World than that stupid ass Bat thing. Okay, it was cool once, but it didn’t need to be used 5 times throughout the movie. Talking of overused, hey Batman, switch up your fighting technique, you lazy git. Watching Bale do the punch-punch-elbow routine 15,000 times in one movie kind of gets boring, man. Switch it up, bro. Roundhouse kick that son of a gun.
All, cyncism and needless picking apart of what really was a good movie aside, The Dark Knight Rises was an appropriate ending for the trilogy. It didn’t have the thought-provoking political propaganda that TDK boasted or the plain edge of your seat rush that Batman begins gave you. It gave you something much less enthralling but at the same time, epic.
And, best of all as I rose from the ashes at my local cinema after a painfully uncomfortable 3 hour sit-down session, I couldn’t help but smile. My back was about as frail as the Spanish economy but, still, I couldn’t help but just beam in glee. And see, this smile, it wasn’t the type of smile you get from murdering an innocent French prostitute no, it was a smile of pure satisfaction. Satisfaction, knowing that my favourite superhero got the finale he deserved.
I rate this movie 2 Chewbaccas out of 5 Han Solo’s on the Rohan scale.
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